My pipo

Whatever is not in Lagos is not in Nigeria!
This festive season has indeed bred thieves of different caliber.
Imagine me getting a top in a store on Wednesday, and two days later, same street, same design(unfortunately my sis loved the top and wanted to get for herself, so my journey back there) and its doubled the price!
Why i asked the lady...she smiles and say....my sister na Christmas cause am.
How do we explain that now?
The other day i was on my way out and what did i see? a walking catastrophe but trust me in this babes mind no body hawt reach her.
Apart from all the colors painted on her body(different Un-complimentary colors) lo and behold the eyelashes where a sight for tired eyes. Twas enough to put a spring back into anyone's view.
The eyelash where not only 3feet long(very little exaggeration here) but was also lined with neon green.
And a friend looked at me and called me eccentric.......
I would love to hear what she would say about the walking billboard i saw.
Ok so now have typed almost five paragraphs and cleaned it off.
Guess thats my cue to scurry away i guess.
later peeps and season greetings to yall.
xoxo.

first blog is going to be brief...
very brief.
like the first menstrual cycle of a young girl.
not scared because she's been prepared
but also dsnt last for too long because its the first.
will be back soon
to drop my experiences in lagos
as a warri babe.
xoxo